He is back and better than ever…
It it almost 1am. About an hour ago Mark brought to my attention that some Boston area gypsies decided to make a home out of our basement deck area. After listening to the male and female couple talk about their crack smoking techniques for a few minutes right outside our window, I decided to call the cops. The cops came and discovered a crack pipe. After some questioning, the police decided it was better to let em’ go. The crack addicts are now back in my basement. Thanks bupd.
Here is a video of a monkey that works in a Japanese restaurant. It was sent in by the roommate Mark. I feel the subject of video bares a srtiking resemblence to Banks.
I never saw this before.
Here is the best comedian ever and I think this would be the best SportsCenter catch phrase of all-time. Stuart Scott could ressurect his whole legitimacy as a sportscaster with this one phrase for a homer. Anyway, his name is Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones and like his nickname, he utters that word after everything he says and it never gets old.
The Right in My Mouth Radio crew is currently in talks to make a move which could change television forever. Til’ then, get your fix with episode 1 of season 2 from back in 2006. Listen to it here on the site, or download it. Stay tuned.
This girl, who calls herself Natalie Dylan, is auctioning off her virginity to pay for her studies at Sacramento State as well as give her a little financial stability. I just like that it was automatically assumed that the King of All Media had something to do with it, that is classic. She says she is hoping to get one million for her innocence, but I don’t see that happening. Good Luck with that, and try to stay away from Air Force Amy at the Bunny Ranch.
With the presidential election right around the corner, and mud slinging in full effect, its hard to feel unified. Although she has been under plenty of scrutiny as of late, I believe Mccain’s VP pick, steamy Sarah Palin can bring us all together through one of her favorite extra curricular activities.
Whether you are anti-abortion, pro-abortion, gay, straight, republican, democrat, black, white, or all of the above, we can all agree on one thing, aerial wolf hunting is the coolest thing ever. All you need is a shotgun, a plane that can fly at low altitudes, a pilot, and Alaska. Hop in the plane and find a wolf, once found, follow it with the plane. The wolf will run for awhile, but it’s stamina is no match for that of a gas powered engine, pussy. When you have completely exhausted it, lean out the window and blast god’s creature with some buck shot. Although it may not be a clean kill, it will be a fun kill.