From the title of this post you probably thought that I would be going in a certain direction. No, this does not involve any sort of feces, but it does involve a baby that was born drunker than the average college freshman on a Saturday night. The incident occurred in Poland and the mother could face up to five years in prison for how she showed up to the hospital. This child may have some development issues growing up, but it definitely won’t have any issues of being called a lightweight. I’m just thinking about how great the show John and Kate Plus 8 would be if the parents had the same morals as this woman.