The daughter of the legendary film mogul, Amanda, stepped into a ring in New Zealand on Saturday for her first MMA fight. She went up against some kickboxer and got beat like Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. She won’t be frozen in carbonite after this thrashing, but that could possibly be a better alternative compared to the amount of plastic surgery that’s going to be required to fix that mangled face, which now resembles a creature that her only her Dad could dream up. You think George could have given her access to a better trainer, say Obi Wan. Also, female MMA has to be the worst idea of all-time, except for Crush from American Gladiators, who seems to be making a name for herself.




September 24th, 2008 at 7:43 am
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