Here is the best comedian ever and I think this would be the best SportsCenter catch phrase of all-time. Stuart Scott could ressurect his whole legitimacy as a sportscaster with this one phrase for a homer. Anyway, his name is Alonzo “Hamburger” Jones and like his nickname, he utters that word after everything he says [...]
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With the presidential election right around the corner, and mud slinging in full effect, its hard to feel unified. Although she has been under plenty of scrutiny as of late, I believe Mccain’s VP pick, steamy Sarah Palin can bring us all together through one of her favorite extra curricular activities.
Whether you are anti-abortion, pro-abortion, [...]
If you haven’t been watching the Olympics the past few days this is what you are missing:
Not bad for a 4′ 11″, 77 lbs. girl that China is saying will be 16 later this month. Because she is most likely 12 years old I am not going to comment anymore on her. That’s what she [...]
The Redeem Team’s biggest competition in this year’s Olympic tournament is looking right past the U.S. and instead has their self-impaired vision focused directly on pissing off 1.3 billion people. Here is a pre-Olympic ad showing the Spanish national team making like their hosts, while behind a traditional Chinese dragon. This was featured as a [...]
So I’m one of those losers that watch the hot dog eating contest every year and right now I’m anticipating this year’s showdown more than the premier of the Greatest American Dog. In all of this fanfare I actually try and read up a little bit and get the latest news, like Kobayshi jaw problems from last [...]
From the same country that produced Yao Ming, now comes a paralympian swimmer who actually lives inside of a basketball. Qian Hongyan’s grandfather was the brainchild of this innovation, and Qian herself is a big fan. After I read this story and saw the picture, the only thing I could think of is whether or not [...]
This is Quintin “Rampage” Jackson, he’s a MMA fighter in the UFC and champion of the light heavyweight division. He also has three sons, all of which he bestowed with the legal middle name of Rampage. Upon the birth of his daughter his wife refused to let this happen so Jackson refers to her simply [...]
The daughter of the legendary film mogul, Amanda, stepped into a ring in New Zealand on Saturday for her first MMA fight. She went up against some kickboxer and got beat like Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. She won’t be frozen in carbonite after this thrashing, but that could possibly be a better [...]
