This is a great article by Pat Stansik at CollegeHumor. I had to post it and I can’t wait for Juicy Elementary.

Kanye beating a white guy who makes a living playing nerds, Jonah Hill, at Connect 4.
I haven’t posted in a while and I’ve been looking for a way to get Banks back for the Gay Robot comparison. Well, here it is, the Banks anthem.
Why you got to be so racist Holidy Inn Express? What, you don’t think a black man can be a doctor? I bet you also questioned what he is doing at a bookstore, or in line to get Cal Ripken Jr.’s autograph:
How are you going to do this after Chingy has a song about you, even if he calls it the Holidae In:
Legitimate neurological disorder, or just a great excuse? You decide.
What do you give a Cash Money Millionaire for his birthday? Birdman thinks it should be $1,000,000 cash.
These kids grow up so fast…
He is back and better than ever…
It it almost 1am. About an hour ago Mark brought to my attention that some Boston area gypsies decided to make a home out of our basement deck area. After listening to the male and female couple talk about their crack smoking techniques for a few minutes right outside our window, I decided to call the cops. The cops came and discovered a crack pipe. After some questioning, the police decided it was better to let em’ go. The crack addicts are now back in my basement. Thanks bupd.
Here is a video of a monkey that works in a Japanese restaurant. It was sent in by the roommate Mark. I feel the subject of video bares a srtiking resemblence to Banks.






